FORT COLLINS HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

WHAT'S NEW IN FCH3 LAND 2009

 

 

 

The Sequel all men have been waiting for:  Brokeback Mountain2 is out

 



 

MAY 2009 HARES ARE UP MY POUDRE AND YEAST!!

                  

 

 "A drinking club with a running problem"

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fort Collins H3 usually runs at 2:00 p.m. on the last Saturday of every month.  Our upcoming run schedule:

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WHAT: Run #77  LAPORTE AREA, LONG BRANCH SALOON JELLO Wrestling Hash

WHEN: Saturday, MAY 30, 2009 @ 2 p.m.
 HARE(S): YEAST INFECTION AND UP MY POUDRE
  
Why: Because we are thirsty.. do we really need a reason???

Where: Start:  LONG BRANCH Saloon
  
Trail:  I REALLY DON'T KNOW!!
 

DOGS:  Nope don't bring 'em.  NOT FIDO FRIENDLY
 

What to Bring: $5, and your warmest woolies and a sense of adventure – HA! Be afraid!!
shag bag, extra money for food (the ending has good food) and your dog if he/she can be tied up outside when you're inside.
Note to the hungry: the jello in which we will be wrestling is not toxic, but it is NOT edible.  Leave your spoons at home.  Any jello on trail, however, IS edible.

D'rections:   From Fort Collins:  Take College North to County Road 54G. Go about 2 miles to the west. Long Branch is on the corner of Overland Trail and 54G.  Northwest corner.  From Denver, north on I25 to Muilberry exit (269) Foloow Colorado State highway 14 till you are on North College. Take north College (CO14) to 54G.  Call 303.704.1764 if you are lost!!!
 

 

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Fort Collins pick up hash

Hashers, this is an announcement for another FCHHH pickup hash! See Flying Booger's dictionary on the halfmind.com website if you don't know about it and you missed the first one (and I think you did).

 Why:  because it is a month before the next regular FCHHH hash

 When:

 Where: .

 Hares: first hare to be determined by the scientific short straw method; the hare that snares is the next hare.

 What: pickup hash, A to A or A to A', length and amount of shiggy to be determined by each hare. .

 What to Bring: the usual hashing apparel, virgins, whistle, cash for on-after, a new song, virgins, whatever.

 

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THE GOOD OL' LINK OF THE WEEK: 

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DATE                        Hare                                           Theme/location

DATE Hare Theme/location

2009

77.  30 MAY  YEAST (OF THE NORTH) AND UP MY POUDRE

78  27 JUNE  SNOWJOB, DWABWAD, SHOEF*CKER

79.  25 JULY  TAKEN

80.  29 AUGUST  OPEN

81  26 SEPTEMBER  KRABS AND PILEON

82.  31 OCTOBER  OPEN

83.  28 NOVEMBER  OPEN

84.  26 DECEMBER   OPEN

2010

85.  JANUARY  OPEN

86.   FEBRUARY  OPEN

87.   MARCH    OPEN

sign up now

 


 

 

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HAPPY HOUR INFORMATION

Free Busch     Happy Hour Co-Coordinator                      
 

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The half-minds meet the first and third week of every month at the establishment listed below.  If they can get their collective minds together, they usually meet around 6:00pm.  Everybody usually stays until the bar runs out of beer, the hashers pass out, the sweeping and cleaning folks tell you to leave, or somebody comes up with a better idea.  Email Head Eunuch or Free Bus(c)h below for the dates or locale changes.  D'erections and map click here .

Where: Old Chicago's,   Stake Out or Lucky Joe's, located in beautiful Old Town Fort Collins 



"DA MAN" AND "DA MR. RANGER PHONE NUMBERS"

Use these numbers to call if you have any questions about Mr. Ranger's habits and rattlesnake habitat!
FCPD Police Dispatch: 221-6555 
Poudre Fire Authority:   221-6570
Parks Department:   221-6660      

 

MISMANAGEMENT

GM     Bill "Head Eunuch" Hintze  970.493.2378  billhintze@yahoo.com

RA   Jeff "Sperm Crawler" A. 970.223.4776    scrawler@juno.com

Hash cash  Sue "Can't Say No" Hintze 970.493.2378 

Happy Hour co-coordinator and Hare Raiser :  Free Bus(c)h      ohp_sis@hotmail.com

Hash Scribe:  Lay Me Over  Valmo@juno.com                   

Telephone Hash Hotline:  for run information 1.866.run.4.beer (786.4233)

LINKS: 

COLORADO HASH WEBSITES:  Http://www.harrier.net     

FCH3 PHOTO ALBUMS:  http://community.webshots.com/user/fortcollinsh3

                                                http://community.webshots.com/user/fortcollinsh3a

                                                http://community.webshots.com/user/fortcollinsh3b 

Inivhash 2006 prelube: http://www.oboise.com/hash/prelube.htm

MAP TO HAPPY HOUR LOCATION:    http://tinyurl.com/cfuoy

HASH TRASH ARCHIVES:   http://www.oboise.com/hash/hashtrash.htm