FORT COLLINS HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

WHAT'S   NEW   IN   FCH3   LAND 2008

 

 

 

INFLATION?  NOT TO WORRY.  PLENTY OF 5 DOLLAR BILLS TO GO AROUND

 

 

 

 

JOKE OF THE MONTH: 
 
A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!  

 

3 hare special for April 2008, Shoef*cker, DWABWAD and Snowjob, be afraid

                  

 

 "A drinking club with a running problem"

courtesyof Krabs R Us, photos of EstesPark Part ONE

 

 

Fort Collins H3 usually runs at 2:00 p.m. on the last Saturday of every month.  Our upcoming run schedule:

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What: FCH3  RUN #64 Deliverance in Estes Park II


When:  Saturday, 26 April at 2:00 PM

Where:  National Forest trailhead on Pole Hill Rd east of Estes Park.

Hares:  DWABWAD, Snowjob, ShoeF&*ker

Bring:  $5, virgins, whistle, vaseline, rubber sheets, Gerbils, a thirst for beer and a hankering for Eunuch's Rapier Wit.

What Not To Bring:  Shagbag.  There will be NO shagwagon this time.  If you feel you need a change of clothes or diapers, we suggest you bring a backpack along and carry it with you during the hash.

Dogs okay, but bring a leash.

Trail:  Medium length, moderate difficulty, A to A'; no shiggy and flat as LMO's and Tick Dick's chest combined.  The hares will make it their mission in life to pick up all rocks and other trail impediments to make your hash the BEST EVER HASH YET!

Derections:  Get to Estes Park.  Find a map, locate Estes Park, use it.  Own it.  Be it. 

From the east and Great White North:  take US 34 from Loveland and head west towards Estes Park.  Once in town, take the first left (Mall Road) and follow it about a mile until it ends at US 36.  Make a left onto US 36 and go up the hill for about 2 miles.  At the top of the hill, take the first left onto Pole Hill Rd.  Follow Pole Hill Road as it winds its way up until it dead ends at the trailhead.  Find a parking spot and be a halfmind.

From points south:  Take US 36 from Lyons and head towards Estes Park.  Right before the "big descent" into Estes, take a right onto Pole Hill Rd (right across from the about-to-opened Hermit Park Open Space) and follow Pole Hill as it winds its way up until it dead ends at the trailhead.  Find a parking spot and seek out halfminds.


NOTES:  Parking is extremely limited, so carpooling is a must.  Do not park blocking the road and access to the multitude of residents who live up there.


Look for other half minds. Be one.  If you are lost call Free Bus(c)h!   970.215.9626

 

 
 

 



 

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Fort Collins pick up hash

Hashers, this is an announcement for another FCHHH pickup hash! See Flying Booger's dictionary on the halfmind.com website if you don't know about it and you missed the first one (and I think you did).

 Why:  because it is a month before the next regular FCHHH hash

 When:

 Where: .

 Hares: first hare to be determined by the scientific short straw method; the hare that snares is the next hare.

 What: pickup hash, A to A or A to A', length and amount of shiggy to be determined by each hare. .

 What to Bring: the usual hashing apparel, virgins, whistle, cash for on-after, a new song, virgins, whatever.

 

 


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COLORADO INVIHASHIONAL 2008
What: CO InviHash 2008 hosted by the Fort Collins H3

When: Labor Day Weekend 2008 (August 29 September 1, 2008)

New contact email: CO_invihash@hotmail.com

GM: Free Bus(c)h

REGO: Heinous Anus (970.749.0644)

Location: Walsenburg, CO

What you get: The usual treasures: mug, nametag, shirt, etc, etc.

Here are rego fees (Limited to 250 Regos):

online rego: http://www.active.com/event_detail.cfm?event_id=1366941

Hard Copy Rego's available On Website - www.harrier.net
Make Checks Payable to:
Colorado InviHASHional
1100 Goeglein Gulch Rd. Unit 143,
Durango, CO 81301

NO REFUNDS YOU MAY SELL YOUR REGO IF YOU CAN'T ATTEND.

Fees:
Until 31 May 2008 - $169.69

After 31 May 2008, if there are registrations available - $189.69

Activities: Dodgeball will be back (so get those teams together)

Beer
SKA, SKA, SKA, & some domestic krap (think Busch like)

Primary Hash Hotel:

Knights Inn
22808 US Highway 160
Walsenburg, CO

(719) 738-2167

Transportation
Fly into DEN (Denver International Airport) or Drive to Walsenburg; 225 miles south of Fort Collins; 180 miles south of Denver International Airport; 92 miles south of Colorado Springs

Prelubes Thursday August 28 pre-lubes all over Colorado.

Altitude
Only 1,867 meters in Altitude this year!

 

 

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THE GOOD OL' LINK OF THE WEEK:  click here  FCH3 HASHING ELVES  or here

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1491849582

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DATE                        Hare                                           Theme/location

DATE Hare Theme/location

2008

65 May 31 Head Eunuch and Can't Say No, Bike Hash

66 June 28 – Free B. & Knees Up

67 July 26 – Brewerys, Bars, & Brats V

68 August 30 – Colorado Invihashional

69 Sept. 27 - Pile On and Krabs (plus mystery co-hare)

70 Oct 25

71 Nov. 29

72 Dec. 27

sign up now

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HAPPY HOUR INFORMATION

Free Busch     Happy Hour Co-Coordinator                      
 

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The half-minds meet the first and third week of every month at the establishment listed below.  If they can get their collective minds together, they usually meet around 6:00pm.  Everybody usually stays until the bar runs out of beer, the hashers pass out, the sweeping and cleaning folks tell you to leave, or somebody comes up with a better idea.  Email Head Eunuch or Free Bus(c)h below for the dates or locale changes.  D'erections and map click here .

Where: Old Chicago's,   Stake Out or Lucky Joe's, located in beautiful Old Town Fort Collins 



"DA MAN" AND "DA MR. RANGER PHONE NUMBERS"

Use these numbers to call if you have any questions about Mr. Ranger's habits and rattlesnake habitat!
FCPD
Police Dispatch: 221-6555 
Poudre
Fire Authority:   221-6570
Parks Department:   221-6660      


 

MISMANAGEMENT

GM     Bill "Head Eunuch" Hintze  970.493.2378  billhintze@yahoo.com

RA   Jeff "Sperm Crawler" A. 970.223.4776    scrawler@juno.com

Hash cash  Sue "Can't Say No" Hintze 970.493.2378 

Happy Hour co-coordinator and Hare Raiser :  Free Bus(c)h      ohp_sis@hotmail.com

Hash Scribe:  Lay Me Over  Valmo@juno.com                   

Telephone Hash Hotline:  for run information 1.866.run.4.beer (786.4233)

LINKS

COLORADO HASH WEBSITES:  Http://www.harrier.net     

FCH3 PHOTO ALBUMS:  http://community.webshots.com/user/fortcollinsh3

                                                http://community.webshots.com/user/fortcollinsh3a

                                                http://community.webshots.com/user/fortcollinsh3b 

Inivhash 2006 prelube: http://www.oboise.com/hash/prelube.htm

MAP TO HAPPY HOUR LOCATION:    http://tinyurl.com/cfuoy

HASH TRASH ARCHIVES:   http://www.oboise.com/hash/hashtrash.htm