Fort Collins hash house harriers

JOKE OF THE MONTH:

A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!

Fort Collins H3 usually runs at 2:00 p.m. on the last Saturday of every month. Our upcoming run schedule:

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When: Saturday, 26 April at 2:00 PM

Where: National Forest trailhead on Pole Hill Rd east of Estes Park.

Hares: DWABWAD, Snowjob, ShoeF&*ker

Bring: $5, virgins, whistle, vaseline, rubber sheets, Gerbils, a thirst for beer and a hankering for Eunuch's Rapier Wit.

What Not To Bring: Shagbag. There will be NO shagwagon this time. If you feel you need a change of clothes or diapers, we suggest you bring a backpack along and carry it with you during the hash.

Dogs okay, but bring a leash.

Trail: Medium length, moderate difficulty, A to A'; no shiggy and flat as LMO's and Tick Dick's chest combined. The hares will make it their mission in life to pick up all rocks and other trail impediments to make your hash the BEST EVER HASH YET!

Derections: Get to Estes Park. Find a map, locate Estes Park, use it. Own it. Be it.

From the east and Great White North: take US 34 from Loveland and head west towards Estes Park. Once in town, take the first left (Mall Road) and follow it about a mile until it ends at US 36. Make a left onto US 36 and go up the hill for about 2 miles. At the top of the hill, take the first left onto Pole Hill Rd. Follow Pole Hill Road as it winds its way up until it dead ends at the trailhead. Find a parking spot and be a halfmind.

From points south: Take US 36 from Lyons and head towards Estes Park. Right before the "big descent" into Estes, take a right onto Pole Hill Rd (right across from the about-to-opened Hermit Park Open Space) and follow Pole Hill as it winds its way up until it dead ends at the trailhead. Find a parking spot and seek out halfminds.

NOTES: Parking is extremely limited, so carpooling is a must. Do not park blocking the road and access to the multitude of residents who live up there.

Look for other half minds. Be one. If you are lost call Free Bus(c)h! 970.215.9626

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Hashers, this is an announcement for another FCHHH pickup hash! See Flying Booger's dictionary on the halfmind.com website if you don't know about it and you missed the first one (and I think you did).

Why: because it is a month before the next regular FCHHH hash

When:

Where: .

Hares: first hare to be determined by the scientific short straw method; the hare that snares is the next hare.

What: pickup hash, A to A or A to A', length and amount of shiggy to be determined by each hare. .

What to Bring: the usual hashing apparel, virgins, whistle, cash for on-after, a new song, virgins, whatever.

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COLORADO INVIHASHIONAL 2008
What: CO InviHash 2008 hosted by the Fort Collins H3

When: Labor Day Weekend 2008 (August 29 – September 1, 2008)

New contact email: CO_invihash@hotmail.com

GM: Free Bus(c)h

REGO: Heinous Anus (970.749.0644)

Location: Walsenburg, CO

What you get: The usual treasures: mug, nametag, shirt, etc, etc.

Here are rego fees (Limited to 250 Regos):

online rego: http://www.active.com/event_detail.cfm?event_id=1366941

Hard Copy Rego's available On Website - www.harrier.net
Make Checks Payable to:
Colorado InviHASHional
1100 Goeglein Gulch Rd. Unit 143,
Durango, CO 81301

NO REFUNDS – YOU MAY SELL YOUR REGO IF YOU CAN'T ATTEND.

Fees:
Until 31 May 2008 - $169.69

After 31 May 2008, if there are registrations available - $189.69

Activities: Dodgeball will be back (so get those teams together)

Beer – SKA, SKA, SKA, & some domestic krap (think Busch like)

Primary Hash Hotel:
Knights Inn
22808 US Highway 160
Walsenburg, CO
(719) 738-2167

Transportation – Fly into DEN (Denver International Airport) or Drive to Walsenburg; 225 miles south of Fort Collins; 180 miles south of Denver International Airport; 92 miles south of Colorado Springs

Prelubes – Thursday August 28 pre-lubes all over Colorado.

Altitude – Only 1,867 meters in Altitude this year!

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DATE Hare Theme/location

2008

65 May 31 Head Eunuch and Can't Say No, Bike Hash

66 June 28 – Free B. & Knees Up

67 July 26 – Brewerys, Bars, & Brats V

68 August 30 – Colorado Invihashional

69 Sept. 27 - Pile On and Krabs (plus mystery co-hare)

70 Oct 25

71 Nov. 29

72 Dec. 27

sign up now

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The half-minds meet the first and third week of every month at the establishment listed below. If they can get their collective minds together, they usually meet around 6:00pm. Everybody usually stays until the bar runs out of beer, the hashers pass out, the sweeping and cleaning folks tell you to leave, or somebody comes up with a better idea. Email Head Eunuch or Free Bus(c)h below for the dates or locale changes. D'erections and map click here .

Where: Old Chicago's, Stake Out or Lucky Joe's, located in beautiful Old Town Fort Collins

Use these numbers to call if you have any questions about Mr. Ranger's habits and rattlesnake habitat!
FCPD Police Dispatch: 221-6555
Poudre Fire Authority: 221-6570
Parks Department: 221-6660

Happy Hour co-coordinator and Hare Raiser : Free Bus(c)h ohp_sis@hotmail.com